I realize she is a dog, dear neighbor. I realize dogs bark. But yours barks from sunup to sundown almost everyday of the week. "I work," you say. Fabulous, I work too. "She''s a dog," you reply. I''m aware. But you''re a dog owner and that title means you have a certain responsibility to your dog. When we tried to gently confront you (actually, it was your neighbor who was watching her during your many excursions elsewhere) the instructions given were to "stomp on the floor and yell ''Shut-up, Dog''." That stopped her barking briefly. But then she began to howl. And I think you went away for the week since you didn''t answer your door. That''s when I called animal control. They issued you a warning. You responded to the citation by telling them you no longer owned the dog. I only found out that information after I called animal control the second time to complain about the barking. Now there is the possibility to bring this matter to court. I really don''t want to do that but I need a restful night''s sleep. If I don''t sleep, I get cranky. The only thing that helps me vent my frustration is jump roping while listening to Tracy Lords'' techno album very loudly. IOh yeah- Tracy Lords put out a techno album. It''s pretty much a thumping crap-fest but it sure gets the energy going. Funny- isn''t our workout room right above your bedroom? Even funnier are our thin walls. I never realized how thin they were until I discovered that barking was coming from your apartment. Since I have to be at work an hour away, I have to wake up around 7am or so. That means I''ll have to start my workout around 5am. Tell you what- I''ll be happy to reschedule my workouts. I''ll even rip up the paperwork furthering the barking complaint- those citations can have a hefty fine and no one likes to go to court. All you have to do is be a more responsible dog owner. Pawtropolis has reasonable pet-sitting fees. Not to mention highly recommended obedience schools. I''m sure they can help you curb her barking habit. As for your visit to my door following this evening''s workout- I did try to resolve this issue with you face to face-but I have a hunch her barking problem stems from your never being around. And I have several dated video recordings from various days this week of your poor dog barking and howling. As for any thought of retaliation- I have insurance and no problem contacting the proper authorities (but I reckon you''ve realized that by now).
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