Slow Medical Billing

Fri, 08/08/2008 - 17:57

To Doctors, Clinics, and Hospitals:

DO NOT wait 2, 3, 6 months to send me a bill and then whine about how my account is overdue. No, actually, this isn't a 'reminder'. You can't remind someone of something you haven't told them yet! You certainly can't expect to charge interest on a debt you haven't told anyone about.

I do not care how long you decided to wait to get to my account or fart around with the insurance company. That makes YOU late not ME. Sticking passive-aggressive stickers on the bill is neither cute nor professional.

08/11/2008 - 09:39

They're trying to make you pay for their inefficiency/laziness. The policy is to do it that way because only a fraction of people will complain. You'll just have to bitch up a storm and keep going up the ladder. They're hoping it will be such a bother that you'll just pay.

And yes, the first poster is a homophobic douche who thinks masturbating on dogs and getting to whatever 'gay third base' is is funny. Let's just be glad he's too busy turning his hat backward and popping the collar on his striped polo shirt to post here more often.

08/10/2008 - 13:46

Ry thought we had something special, arf. Ru arrrfn't allowed to tickle meh belly anymores. Arf!

08/10/2008 - 10:48

To the above poster, You're an idiot and this 'joke' you've got going isn't even plausible, nor funny

08/08/2008 - 20:47

This kind of reminds me of when I watched my neighbor masturbate on my dog. I waited 2 or 3 months to say something to him about it. He got to gay third base with me afterward.