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Mon, 03/16/2009 - 16:52
Annoyance, Individuals

It''s 9:45pm on Sunday night. You''ve brought your very young child with you to the movie. The movie is Last House on the Left. Not trying to spoil plots or anything, BUT WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? The entire theater heard your child sobbing with fear. BUT YOU DIDN"T REMOVE YOUR TERRIFIED CHILD FROM THE THEATER?!? You should be sterilized.

03/24/2009 - 10:19

Someone did that Hostel: Part II, and the baby had about the same reaction as the critics. He covered his eyes and left in shame.

03/23/2009 - 22:20

You have to be 17 to get into an R rated movie. If you are younger than 17 you have to accompanied by a parent or guardian. It doesn't matter how young you are as long as a legal guardian accompanies you.

03/23/2009 - 22:18

I admit, with 2 toddlers it has been some time since I have actually been to a movie theatre, but how did they get these children into the movie? Not that it is the job of the theatre/ticket taker usher to protect the children, but don't you have to be 18 to get into an R rated movie?

03/20/2009 - 22:28

I thought the sarcasm was pretty obvious.

03/17/2009 - 11:35

An inability to find a babysitter is in NO way an excuse for irresponsible parenting.

03/17/2009 - 10:41

...and the gays can''t adopt. This world is f***ed.

03/17/2009 - 09:40

...but OH MY GOD, why should I have to give up watching R-rated horror and comic book movies at the theater just because I can''t find a babysitter?!?! You''re like those people that would get all crabby when I brought my 6-month old to Rob Zombie''s Halloween and he cried the whole time. What do you expect? That kid cries ALL the time. Just tune it out, like I do. Seriously, it''s like you expect me to change my whole life just because I had a kid. It''s not like I planned on having a kid - kids just happen.

03/17/2009 - 08:25

It''s important to expose children to floating blue penis at an early age. It builds character.

03/17/2009 - 02:30

holy s***!
i saw two children in the theater the other night at beechwood watching the Watchmen with there loving parents.
they might have been 11 in combined age.

03/16/2009 - 17:37

This is the #2 reason why I wait for movies to come out on DVD (#1 being cell phones).

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