neighbor

Sun, 04/12/2009 - 22:30

I hate the neighbor; But she isn't even my neighbor. She is my boyfriends neighbor. She calls the police if you look at her. Every time they come out they say, 'ma'am, no one is doing anything illegal, we can't really make anyone stop what they are doing,' but she keeps calling them. She looks for things to complain about that aren't even legitimate things. And her first instinct is to call the police, who have done no sort of disciplinary action because we aren't doing anything wrong. Plus, she's never approached us about anything. She just calls the cops. Its just satisfying to me to know that she is so lonely that she lives by herself and has nothing to do but worry about other people. She is your typical obnoxious neighbor. Wait, I take that back, there is nothing typical about her, she is so weird. I want to say so many things about her but they violate the rules of this website because they can only be expressed with explicit profanity. Here's to hoping that venting makes me feel better about how much she sucks.

04/14/2009 - 13:55

This post it hilarious. I love the original poster's use of grammer. She sounds like the dumb girl who thinks she's popular and gets sick if she dosn't get to sit at the cool kids table at lunch. I love the fact that she's fighting her boyfriend's battles - typical sign of a high maintenance bia. I don't mean to choose sides in this one but I work for a living and have gotten quite sick of these jerks who want to have a jay-z or beastie boys concert in their apartment at 3 a.m. after a night of picking up skanks who haven't yet mastered second grade english. I'm assuming this is a noise issue...I'm not sure what else your neighbor would complain about. Unless you're really fat and like to walk around naked. Turn the music down and everybody lives. Or you could sue for your constitutional right to loud music like those other douchebags.

04/14/2009 - 13:34

wow! it sounds like you are unhappy with life in general. Maybe you should go to your apartment instead of your boyfriend's if you have such a big problem with his neighbor. And the cops do cite someone if they call repeatedly so maybe your boyfriend did get cited and he just isn't telling you....obviously you or your beloved bf aren't telling the whole story. go to your own apartment if you have such a big problem.

04/13/2009 - 09:22

I'm surprised the police haven't punished her yet for calling them so many times. People can get in a ton of trouble for calling the police for no reason when there could be much more serious problems for them to attend to.