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Fri, 12/19/2008 - 17:30
Annoyance, General

You know what really grinds my gears? When people nearly run you down at the GA square mall to get into the closest available parking space. Also, when they park in the expectant mother space and a man gets out with no lady with him. B#$t@%!

I work at the mall and people are so rude, even during the holidays.

04/08/2010 - 09:25

Expectant mother parking is a load of crap. I intentionally park in those spaces every chance I get. I had some women confront me one time. I told her were to go, how fast to go and how to get there. She actually thought that it was a protected space like handicapped spaces. I told her to call the police and walked away. You chose to get pregnant, so deal with it. Frankly, I'd like to see dumb-ass parking spaces so I can park as far away from them as possible.

On the topic of Discover Mills, I won't go there. I about bitched slapped a guy at the Clear booth. He asked me who my internet provider is. I put up my open hand and looked away in hopes that he would leave me alone. I didn't say anything to him. He continued to verbally accost me as I was walking away. I turned around and gave him a look. He quit. I later informed a rent-a-cop on what happened and informed him that I need to walk by the kiosk to get to my car. If he gives me lip again I will commence the smack-down. Fortunately the kiosk guy wasn't there.

12/30/2008 - 22:48

why do they have to grab you!!!! one of the nail buffer dudes got my sister the other day too... and then the helicopter guy almost hit my other sister... jerks

12/25/2008 - 12:26

12/20-

I was at the horrible horrible depressing Discover mills, and some Nordic girl walks up to me and asks me if I''m married. I say no, and she asks to see my hands. I reveal them, and she grabs them and starts pulling me towards some creepy lotion booth. I, being a guy who loathes ''lotion'' and ''pampering myself after a tough day with aromatherapy and a good foot loofa-ing'' immediately withdrew my hands said no thanks and quickly walked off. I can''t stand that junk!

The worst is the losers with the toy helicopters. How can you feel ok with yourself trying to trick people all day, not to mention acting like a total sleaze, and I saw some girls face almost get taken off at Mall of Georgia the other day! I know people gotta work, but those aren''t real jobs. They just leech!

12/21/2008 - 17:45

Um, I have to say that the ''expectant mother'' spaces are bs anyway. Good job, man with no woman with him. As far as I can see, women choose to get pregnant, then choose to go to the mall. I know I''m going to get castrated for saying this, but there really is no difference between an ''expectant mother'' space and a ''I just ran 12 miles and my legs are tired'' space or a ''my musculature has deteriorated after years of laziness and overeating'' space. It''s not like a handicap space where they didn''t (necessarily) choose their condition.

That aside, I''d rather park farther out and not have to worry about it. The walk won''t kill me.

12/19/2008 - 19:41

I believe it!
I also hate the kiosk workers who accost you, I guess that''s more of an Atlanta/Mall of Georgia thing.
And the surveyors bug me too.

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