You freak. All semester you acted like a puppy, showing off how much you were learning in my class. I thought it was sweet .... and a bit creepy.... but not a threatening kind of creepy. So I just ignored you.
Like a puppy humping your leg -- you can't really get mad, but you still swat it with a rolled up newspaper so it learns that it's not okay.
Now that student evals have been submitted and read by instructors, like me, your truly sick mind reveals itself....
scathing review followed by: "_instructor_ shows cleavage which is distracting for males in the class."
First of all, I had positive reviews from everyone except the one guy who showed some interest in me and whom I (nicely) pushed away. Second, WHAT?? I always wear long pants and long-sleave shirts and sometimes sweaters on top of that.... where exactly are you seeing cleavage? When you actively look at the lowest point of the collar of my shirt?? That's the only way I can imagine you finding anything....
You're a sick freak -- a sick puppy, if you will -- and having this kind of thing on my otherwise perfect evaluations makes you look like the freak you are and an idiot to boot, but it WILL also cause any of my superiors who read this to judge me. Even though it's complete B.S.
I hope you feel satisfied you "got back at me"... but you're still a fucking douche and your karma will SUFFER....
