So, in this past week I have almost had my car hit a number of times. Thank goodness for growing up around Boston drivers, who can narrowly avoid accidents with defensive driving on a daily basis.
So, if I am in the RIGHT LANE on a street, and you are making a LEFT TURN from an entrance on the LEFT SIDE of the street, there is NO REASON why you should enter my lane at all, let alone be trying to come into my lane in the EXACT same spot my car is already in! (thanks person in Georgia state owned pickup truck on East Campus... and I always go at or below the speed limit on that loop, were you drunk?!)
If I am in a parking lot, driving straight by a row of spots (aka right of way) and when I started going, your reverse lights were nowhere to be seen... where do you get off jamming it into reverse and peeling out all at once, all without even LOOKING BEHIND YOU (yes, you dumba**, you aren't supposed to use just a SINGLE side mirror to pull out backwards... you turn your a** around and LOOK OUT THE BACK WINDOW!!) The a** end of your stupid little hatchback just about made it's own personal imprint right into the center of the passengers side of my car... it was no thanks to you that it was avoided, as you CONTINUED backing out ALL THE WAY after I swerved and stopped my car, since I had no idea what you were doing next. Also, stupid b**** at Raceway in the middle of the day, don't you make stupid gestures at me while waiting behind me at the stoplight after almost hitting me, the only reason I could think of is because you saw my plate was from out of state and you decided that means you should be able to magically get away with anything in your car when it applies toward possibly damaging mine, whether it is illegal or not. Yes, I gave you the finger, and YES I leaned on my horn, if only to let your dumb a** know my car existed as you CONTINUED to back out after the very near hit! Get over it and go back to driving school!
That's enough of that for now, but can I just say... Just because I have an out of state plate, it does not mean myself or my family has any money to buy a new car if mine ends up damaged... hell, it is on it's last legs, I am broke, and my family is more broke than me - and to you dumba**es who have almost managed to ruin my ability to live, work, and attend school in your state, please recognize that other people drive on YOUR roads too.
If you wish so badly that I would let you go because getting there two seconds faster would help so much, give me a clue that you are that seriously stupid enough to think that will help - so I can avoid you hitting me... use a BLINKER, put your car in reverse a few seconds before actually backing up - that way your REVERSE LIGHTS come on! Okay, okay? You got it? Good... now don't make me shove your license back in that cereal box you got it from!