My baby is adorable. I know. My baby is so tiny and precious... I know. I know because it's my baby. Back off. You want one to hold and cuddle with? Have one! Or find a blood relative that has one; I'm sure you can find one if you try.
Basic courtesy 101: Don't touch strangers or get up in their personal space. You will creep them out and possibly spread or carch a disease. My baby is tiny, but still a person. Regular rules of interpersonal engagement apply. Violating these standard, unspoken-because-they-are-so-instinctual rules is rude, offensive and may get you a smack in the head. My baby is tiny and vulnerable to disease - anyone with half a brain would be careful. If you do not have half a brain, and thus cannot intuit this, let me clarify: Keep your dirty pedophile and/or lonely old lady hands OFF my baby.
My baby came from my vagina; would you reach out and touch, play with or cuddle my vagina without asking permission. I have plenty to go around since having my baby. No? Would that be forward or too intimate? So is touching MY BABY!! If you don't appreciate vagina, making the previous example hard to grasp, imagine I just randomly began touching you; a massage from a total stranger or perhaps a tolerable acquaintence. Absolutely creepy, yes?
Please ask politely for permission to touch my bundle of joy - the little person I devote my life to everyday - and perhaps, maybe, if I like you, we can work something out.
But I doubt it.
Aaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!
