F*** you dear sweet roomie that doesn''t have a job nor a reason to attend class but doesn''t have enough time or energy to clean up after yourself, take your animal out to s***, or do ONE SIMPLE THING ASKED A BILLION TIMES OF YOU.
No, I don''t understand how you''re too busy or distracted or drunk to do it considering if you''re not sleeping, you are either sitting on the couch picking out facebook bumper stickers to give your "friends" or "getting ready" to go downtown.
I also don''t understand how, even though we''ve discussed this dilemma in our roommate situation a billion times (this afternoon being the latest) that you can''t get through your thick skull why I''m pissed off at you for, one again, keeping me up at all hours with your partying ways, forcing me to leave the house to study, and leaving the house for days so I can take care of your ugly animal.
You''re an adult. Start acting like it. Jesus.
