Restaurants

I don't understand why everyone goes there. The chips are always burnt and the food is just ok.

Please do not have someone's dog lick your hands while you are handling food.

For always hiring super hot and very kind people. Even if they're not flirting with me, I can at least pretend.

Dear drunk b*tches that come into the bar and order vodka waters with lemon lime a splash of cranberry and 3 ice cubes, 7 hot pink shots of my choice, and would like to open 4 tabs for 5 of the shots and pay cash for the rest......,

I am not your servant. I do not get paid nearly enough to have you speak to me the way you do. Nor do I appreciate you taking 10 minutes to get the money you didn't realize you had to pay for your drinks out of your purse and then throwing this money at me like I'm a whore and you just had your way with me. I work to pay my bills, and my bills are paid by your often inappropriate/non existent tips. If you order a drink and I am pleasant to you: TIP me for serving you, refrain from rolling your eyes at me, and don't shove your change back into your purse without even looking at our tip jars. Further, 5% at the end of the night is not ok. nor is 10% on 100.00 tab. NOWHERE IN THE WORLD IS THIS CONSIDERED OK UNLESS YOUR SERVICE WAS SO BAD YOU NEVER WANT TO COME BACK AGAIN. If you don't have the money for a tip, don't order drinks. NOTE: if you do tip this way or don't tip at all..we WILL remember you and you WILL be served last from that moment on. Also, don't get bitchy with me because its 2:30am and you want a drink that I cannot legally serve you.
I like people, and I like to bartend. I consider myself extremely nice and helpful to all people the enter my establishment. But slowly my soul and hope in humanity is being destroyed by people that behave the way SOME of you do. ACT RIGHT PEOPLE. I know you know how.

Oh restaurant. You used to be so good; truth be told the food still is.

I could forgive messing up an order. Misunderstandings happen. I wasn't going to let one mistake stop me from partaking of some good food. But overcharging me on a later visit I can't let slide.

It's a shame. I'm not really angry...just disappointed.

What the hell?

Stop hanging up on me!!! :(

Apologies to the lady at the drive thru. I had a brain cramp. I don't normally ask for options that do not exist.

Man,
I wish i was cool enough to get good service at The Grit.
What am i doing wrong?
Should i start a band? Should i stop taking showers? Should i start looking at people through my nose?
I really enjoy the golden bowl.
What can i do to make you realize i deserve one without being treated like a subhuman?
I see you treat other people with respect, manners, and general hospitality....
what am i doing wrong?
I even tip when i am treated with such disdain.
Please, let me get on your good side...
i swear i am cooler than i look.
i swear it.
Maybe someday i can sit at the counter with all the cool people that work there and talk smack about all the other customers that come in... someday maybe... i can only hope.....
i can only hope...

You are an a**hole Curtis. You are a deceitful person of the most heinous nature. You are a liar and a thief. You have a horrible affect on the people you employ through your less than honorable business tactics.
What shame must envelope that selfish mind of yours when you go to sleep. How do you REALLY live with yourself by trying to deprive others of a deserved livelihood? Really, we''d like to know.
You will reap what you sow in this life Curtis, believe it. Karma is going to come crashing down on you one day and I hope IT IS RELENTLESS.