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Why do college students throw away stuff that is in perfect condition? Just because you are moving out and are going to get all new stuff from mommy and daddy does not make your hardly used old stuff worthless trash. It is illegal to dumpster dive in Clarke county...which is fine by me...however...many homeless people or even people who are not wasteful could use that stuff. I saw a brand new sheet set in the dumpster the other day. It was still in the original packaging. Why don''t you get your head out of your gold encrusted a**hole and donate some of your gently or never used things to a shelter or Goodwill store. Some people would love to have brand new sheets or some nice furniture. Please think of others, if even for two seconds.

It''s 5 A.M.

SHUT THE F--- UP OR GET THE F--- OUT!

Jazzy J
Rack''em
Spoony (this guy frequents Whistlebury and is about to blow up in the Rap World)
Dolla Billz (Similar to Spoony but White)
The really hairy guy that kind of looks like Kimbo Slice
The guy who has a pitbull named Knowshon
The guy who plays the recorder

I''m assuming everyone knows these guys.

"UGH! What a fat, ugly woman!"

Dude, are you just bitter or were you drunk? Because I got the feeling you would have said this even if I were a guy.

I''m sorry bitter homeless man. Perhaps if you weren''t spewing random insults (and sober at 2PM) you would be employable.

Leggings are not pants! PUT SOME PANTS ON. Leggings and tights have become a sad excuse for girls to not wear pants, and I think it''s ridiculous.

Plus...aren''t you cold? I know when I wear leggings under a dress or something, my legs are still freezing!

Can you ladies PLEASE stop dressing like tramps? It is not 80-90 degrees outside anymore (not that the temperature is an excuse to put your cha-cha on display....) So please..please stop showing every man, woman, and child your mammaries, your tramp stamp, and your desperation. And before anyone makes comments about jealousy (cuz I know it''ll be done...) I''m a male. And straight. But sadly enough, Im getting down right sick of hos. (Fo'' sho''.)

I was in line to buy a lamp at a local thrift store today for lunch when an old lady behind me jumped line. I wanted to say something but thought that would be mean as she was old and humped like a whale. She then tried to pay for a 25 cent ice tray with a $20 bill causing massive confusion from the cashier (no registers). I dropped the cashier a5 for the lamp to hurry and leave but when I came up to the exit a car with a handicap plate was blocking it. That same old lady made it to her car first, pulled out of the space, and blocked me in the parking lot. There was only one way in or out. I''m assuming she was looking for her glasses, for 2 or 3 minutes, which stoked my anger since I was going to be late getting back to work. Finally, after all that quick moving to get in front of me in line, then quickly getting out of her parking space to block traffic, she goes 15 mph up the road ignoring the 35 mph speed limit. This actually gave me a taste of road rage.

At this stage I can only follow my grandmother''s own way of dealing with goofy people who you should never show anger towards, "God bless her heart." I just needed to rant. I feel much better now.

I hate when couples walk to class holding hands, sit in class together and occasionally kiss while the teacher is busy and then snuggle on all parts of campus. I''m all for being in love but really does the whole world need to see your outward expressions of inward feelings?! I mean come on.

To the ballsy motherf*ckers who, in broad daylight, surreptitiously entered my front porch while my roommate was home, careful to not let the door creak, and made off with my keg shell - I dare you to try again.

You are lowlife b*stards and I hope you get what is coming to you... I just hope that you try it again so I get to be the one who gives it to you.

Please, stop using my tax dollars to buy $50. birthday cakes for your 4 year old son/daughter. Also, please don''t get mad at me when I check you out and explain to you that you cannot buy prepared food with your EBT card. Sorry the government won''t let me pay for your 12 piece chicken dinner. Did I make the rules? NO! I sincerely feel like there are people out there who need help, and I have no problem with that. However, when you buy a birthday cake, ding dongs, and gummy bears on your EBT card, buy a carton of Newports and lotto tickets with your cash, drive your children (who just happen to be wearing brand new Nikes) away in your new Tahoe I get a LITTLE pissed off. I work damn hard and don''t make much money. But guess what? I don''t buy s*** I don''t need! Please don''t let your wants get ahead of your needs, and please, PLEASE stop making my husband and I pay for your frivolous groceries out of our tax dollars.