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...but please cover your yawn. Nobody needs to see your full-frontal, nostril-flaring donkey face. Seriously, did your parents teach you any manners at all?

I got some advice before (banging on the ceiling sometimes seems to make them actually STFU, so thanks for that one) but now it seems the only real solution to the problem is for me to buy a house or buy a [redacted so that people will not accuse me of making death threats].

What is it with "same-siders" at restaurants in town? You know, when one couple at a booth both sit on the same side, leaving the other side empty. Can they not stand to look each other in the face?

I thought all that ended with middle school.

I know some folks can't help it but I get really grossed out when I'm using the urinal and the guy next to me let's out a nasty, wet fart while peeing. It's one of the single most disgusting things I have ever experienced. I really don't want to share your shart and I absolutely don't want you to mention how much better you feel after that. TMI. If you feel one building, take it to a stall where you can anonymously drop it and the general public won't have to stand there in the smelly awkwardness of the moment. If you feel you have to say something, just say "excuse me" and leave it at that. Some men really are pigs.

How does a beautiful-looking woman in Athens go from a 9-1/2 to a 2-1/2 in five seconds?
Open her mouth and bray, "WHERE DID I F****N PAAAAAAARK?!"
Stay classy.

Gainesville State College FACULTY... you are dumb. Stop replying to the entire listserv with your dumbass opinion on gun laws. Just stop. How can grown adults be so desperate to show off how intellectual they are by insulting each other on a listserv? Someone already sent a "please stop sending to everyone" email, but then you insulted that guy (must "uncomfortable with the discussion"). Nope, just sick of an inbox full of poo. Boring poo, nonetheless. So I'm sending a "cease and desist" email... I'll just complain about you here and shoot dirty looks behind your back.
Don't look now; we're surrounded by idiots.

There is no reason to be playing music so loud it bleeds through the walls at 7AM. I'm pretty sure whoever is doing it is simply being malicious.

Since it is apparently too much to expect that my neighbors act like people I can only hope that they are robbed (and they take anything that plays music), they move and stop living in my building, or they just stop living. Maybe they can get into a car accident with the people who like to scream in the hallway at 4AM.

In the meantime if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. I need a way to piss off all the people around me. Any suggestions? I need to irritate the people above me (they're the ones playing the music) and not just the people next to me (hallway shriekers).

If something is supposedly important enough to call someone and wake them so early it's still completely dark out, it should be important enough to at least leave a message.

Especially if you're going to call twice.

Man, I tell you the level of intelligence and pure coolness of people who write bots to crawl around and post spam messages and comments is astonishing. It takes a real talent to both write and implement such a thing. I'm super impressed. A**HOLES!

Please, PLEASE, PLEASE bring back the CAPTHA thing! The spam is already back and making me want to punch things.

Spammers: Please go die in a fire.