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07/20/2010

D :RC

what a talentless c**kbag, you waste my time, so puff a pole

also new earth is the worst ever, i hear the owner had a gayby

07/11/2010

Walking your dog!

It is very rude and inconsiderate when you are walking your dog around the neighborhood to let them crap in your neighbors yard! Please stop being such a loser and maybe clean up after your pet. I don't want his crap in my yard everyday! And I'm sure the other people in the neighborhood feel the same way!

07/07/2010

WTF?

To the absolute F.*.*.K STAIN that threw up on my car at the intramural fields today...

What the F.*.*.K is wrong with you?

06/27/2010

QUIDDIT, ATHFEST!

where did all these weirdos come from? get out of my town!

06/17/2010

To the Wallet Thief

What is the point of returning someone's wallet after stealing the money out of it? I don't get it.

Is there some wallet stealing rule of etiquette at work here? Did you just want me to know that it had been stolen and not just lost? Is it a warning that a thief now knows where I live? Seriously, what?

05/12/2010

PhD

Is there a rule that states in order to get a PhD in any given field, you must be a complete moron in regards to ALL other topics? The faculty I work for routinely hand me papers they *printed* off their computers so I can scan them. No, they didn't sign them or make any changes by hand at all, they just don't know that you can print to a pdf. God please let the job market improve so I can get a new job!!!

05/07/2010

Quick Tip

Buying a drink for someone you haven't even met yet is about the worst move you can possibly make: even if you aren't one, it makes you seem like a creep.
Example:
"I got you this drink: what's your name?"
Translation:
"I'd like to get you drunk as soon as possible and am not interested in getting to know you."

05/07/2010

HIT ON ME!

Cute guys and girls of Athens, what are you waiting for?
I can see you staring at me from across the bar/party/grocery store! So why aren't you saying anything? Worst case scenario: rejection. Believe me, rejection stories get funnier every time you tell them, and if I'm making eyes at you, chances are, I'd at least enjoy a quick chat.
Put on your big girl or boy pants, make a move and maybe I'll take them off for you later.

04/22/2010

Tall people...

First off: I'm not asking for chivalrous behavior from men toward women, here.
I'm asking for charity from the very tall to those of us who are below average height.
PLEASE,
If you see me on a crowded bus praying under my breath that I'll remain upright throughout the tumultuous ride because I can baarrrrrely reach a bar to steady myself and you're aware that you could easily reach it, consider at least making a sympathetic face, if not offering me your seat.
It's bad enough that you people crowd me out at shows and elbow me in the face at dance parties--you're presumably sober on the bus and that kind of tomfoolery is no longer acceptable in daylight.

03/03/2010

The mediocrity of people in general

I lament how utterly mediocre our society in general has become. Perhaps it was always this way, but I really think people are getting dumber and mor ignorant the older I get. I have to navigate around this nonsense everyday.

Workplace politicians, who never accept responsibility for their actions, and instead try to blame others or simply ignore problems, as if that would solve them.

People who can barely spell their own name correctly, and cannot write even basic English, given jobs in a supposedly professional position. Reading what you write, I am embarrassed FOR you.

People who work in service jobs, who cannot follow instructions and do what is requested the first time around and are surprised when the customer complains.

High school diplomas handed out to students who cannot name the three branches of government, as if they actually learned something.

College degrees handed out to graduates who cannot write proper English or even perform basic math.

People who read books while driving a car.
People who text while driving a car.
People who constantly run their mouths on the phone in their car, instead of, you know, DRIVING.

People who stand in line with a cell phone stuck to their ear, running their mouth, who when they get to the counter, rudely continue their conversation, while the rest of us in line, wait for them to make up their mind. While we're at it, anyone who carries on cell phone conversations in public. You are rude, and no one wants to hear about your pathetic ramblings. That goes double for you idiots with 2 way radios. Take it somewhere else.

Parents who let their grown children live with them past the age of 30.
Newsflash, if you are 30 and still living with Mommy and Daddy, you are a LOSER.

Students who commute to UGA from Cobb county on a daily basis.
Single drivers who think they need a giant SUV to commute 5 miles to work, because it makes them "safe" and they can carry all their "stuff".

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