General
BEECHWOOD CLUSTER f***!
ARRRRGH!
Is it just me, or is the parking lot @ beechwood on sunday''s like a death race!?!?!?!
Man, you people sure are rude! And most of look like you just left church! Nothing worse then a nicely dressed prick behind the wheel!
People, slow down and quit being such cutthroats!
And wait your f***ing turn at 4 way stops! Jesus!
NEW HOTTNESS...Atheism
It's time to stomp out atheists in America. The majority of Americans would love to see atheists kicked out of America. If you don't believe in God, then get out of this country.
The United States is based on having freedom of religion, speech, etc., which means you can believe in God any way you want (Baptist, Catholic, Methodist, etc.), but you must believe.
I don't recall freedom of religion meaning no religion. Our currency even says, ''In God We Trust." So, to all the atheists in America: Get off of our country.
Atheists have caused the ruin of this great nation by taking prayer out of our schools and being able to practice what can only be called evil. I don't care if they have never committed a crime, atheists are the reason crime is rampant.
Cops on cellphones!
What the f***?
I have seen so many cops in this town talking on their cellphones and texting on them!
Shouldn''t you be out stopping crimes?
And the Athens Darwin Award goes to...
1. The guy on the bike that passed me on the right to turn left on his bicycle, stopping oncoming traffic and nearly hitting pedestrians in the crosswalk on Broad.
2. The girl on the scooter who wears a bicycle helmet.
3. The guy on the scooter who wears a batting helmet.
4. Anyone who texts while walking and crossing the street (there are several)
5. Anyone who texts while DRIVING. Wow!
Congratulations on defying nature and cheating death! So far, anyway.
You live in a APARTMENT...stop expecting suburbia!
I have one very small sub woofer with my computer speakers...IT IS TURNED ALL THE WAY DOWN. I listen to my music DURING THE DAY at a reasonable volume; its never on past 9pm.
Get out of your bubble, and realize you live in a college apartment complex. You pay close to nothing for rent, and mild headaches happen. If you want to be able to hear a pin drop, go live somewhere more expensive.
I have lived here for four years through school, and every year I have known my neighbors very well. Just come talk to me and I can accommodate, although I can''t conceive of how (the last police officer laughed when he arrived, because the music was not very loud for a 1pm call on a SATURDAY).
Maybe I''ll call the police next time I hear your 3 am drunken footsteps, because that must be the equivalent.
Athens is the jam--NOT.
I basically hate this whole f***ing town. Its like a small town with a big-city napoleon complex. Everyone here thinks they''re a little more cultured and intelligent than they actually are; everyone has to be "in the know" about the most current lame indie restaurant/band/beer brand. Parties are just a group of people talking about how their favorite beer brand/trip backpacking through Europe/former film professor is subtly better than everyone else''s. I went to undergrad here and liked it ok, but always felt like an outsider because I was just disgusted by the level of pretension, smugness, and self-consciousness exhibited by all students. I spent two years at a rival school and the atmosphere was so much better-- so much more relaxed. The people weren''t idiots; they just were smart enough to know how NOT to act. Now I''m back and working here and everything is that much worse. As the University gets better (on PAPER-- sometimes high school GPA does not equate to real intelligence), the people get more and more pretentious, while simultaneously getting stupider and more lemming-like. Even the fratty types posture obnoxious sophistication. This place has no quirks or redeeming values-- it is just a collection of wannabe intellectuals and bad artists, retreading the same old crap. Can''t wait to get out of where when my time is up.
In-Laws
I can''t believe my future mother-in-law wants to wear black (yes, really) to our wedding!!!!
No Mess Downtown
I''d like to thank everyone who cleaned up downtown.
It''s the day after New Years and I didn''t have to dodge puddles of piss and vomit on my way to work. Even the pre-existing puddle of vomit in front of the entrance to the building was gone.
I was sure walking (or even breathing) downtown was going to be impossible today. Thank you for making sure that wasn''t the case!
Oh how I hate Charter Communications
They f-ing suck. I have somehow acquired a mysterious 92 dollar "past due" balance on my bill. I have paid my bill IN FULL every month. Now I have to go through all this crap to get it removed when THEY made the f-ing mistake. BURN IN HELL CHARTER! I''m getting DirecTV.
General Beauregard's SUCKS!
I used to frequent this bar a good bit but I have now come to my senses and realized that it sucks. All of the patrons there are mindless sheep who all wear the same clothing & drunkenly sing along to the same five country songs over and over. Their specialty drink "Dixieland Sweet Tea" tastes like hot wet regurgitation. Their staff act like they have sticks up their asses and I''ve actually heard through the grapevine that a couple of them are abusive and have anger management issues. It''s a fine establishment...not.