General

Ok, so yeah, I paid 20 bucks to see a 35 year old band. That is bad enough. But to top it all off I have to stand behind some dumbass frat boy who thinks there is enough room on the floor of the Georgia Theatre - a near packed crown might I add- to sling his girlfriend/cut buddy/whatever around like this is the Country Rock or something. Don't do that shit! I don't want your beer slung all over me while you are trying to Ho Down. (Literally.) And girls, I am sorry but I also did not pay to listen you giggle and gossip while I am trying to listen to the band. Go to the Go Bar like every other closet lesbian.

I don't understand why street signs can't be spelled correctly! Is it that hard to spell College Station? Why must you put College Sta? How annoying...

The left lane is for passing! The left lane is for passing! THE LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING!

Construction workers: I understand that y'all need to hold the padded elevator for moving the bigger stuff.

However, given that y'all have one elevator completely to yourselves, do you really need to use the other one too? The wait for the elevator is really long and sometimes it's full when it gets to you.

Everyone in the building: Given that the wait for an elevator is so long, could we use a little common curtesy and NOT use the elevator just to go up or down one floor?

It's not too much to ask that I check your IDs at the door. That's what I'm being paid to do. So drop the attitude. I'm not psychic. I don't guess peoples weight nor their age for money. I check IDs. You're actually 21 now. Congratulations. Keep your mouth shut and show me your damn ID.

attn 316 drivers: everyone pay attention, the LEFT lane is the FAST lane. The RIGHT lane is the SLOW lane. Another concept that everyone seems to be having trouble grasping is moving over to the right lane once you pass someone while in the left so that others can continue driving fast in the left lane. Again, left = fast, right = slow.

Everybody knows you have the right-of-way... Unfortunately for you, front bumpers don't get the concept. We will definitley stop for you if you give us the time, but don't ever assume we're going to. The next time you step out in the crosswalk expecting the cars to stop, you might find yourself closely acquainted with an unsympathetic front bumper.

Lumpkin st seems to be designed in such a way that getting stopped at any light between 5 points and Hull St virtually guarantees hitting every single light between your current location and the street you are headed for.

how hard could it be to come...

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It's cooler now and our windows are open. Please either give your dog away or bring it inside. The constant barking is driving me NUTS!

Not sure if you noticed, but there are no sidwalks where you're running. That doesn't mean run in the road. Stay in the neighborhood or stay at home!