Driving

Learn to park!

OK, I know the spots in the W04 lot are small...but seriously, my SUV fits between the lines so your car should fit fine. I honestly struggle to not key your car every time I see you taking up two spaces. Keep your car scratch free and park BETWEEN THE LINES!

I warned you!

Alright! That's it! Too many people have violated the privileges of driving and the state of Georgia is too lax in its approach to safe driving so I'm gonna start regulating other's driving habits since they are incapable of common sense while operating a motor vehicle. I have my bucket of bricks and I'm ready to break some windshields! Try me!!

The Loop

I would rather not die on the loop. Please don't try to pass me on a one lane on ramp, I'm in the process of speeding up. Plus, when there is a cop, why do we all have to slam on the brakes and pretend we werent driving 20 miles over the speed limit a second ago? I almost died on the loop.

the left lane is for passing!!!

why must you create more traffic? why? i just want to get where i'm going, but i can't because you are too dumb to get the hell over... backing up the line of cars... and then, you sit directly next to the car you should be passing or getting behind... nope, not you crappy driver... you are just too dumb...

a word to all drivers:
THE LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING!!!

You call that a merge?

All of you SOB's that think it's OK to wedge your way into traffic... you're wrong!! You can wait in the line at the red light like everyone else you inconsiderate POS. Don't think you have the right to skip the 20 second wait time. It's common sense and common courtesy a-holes. One day I hope it catches up with you. May you learn the hard way with a f-ed up car or a f-ed up face.