Dear drunk b*tches that come into the bar and order vodka waters with lemon lime a splash of cranberry and 3 ice cubes, 7 hot pink shots of my choice, and would like to open 4 tabs for 5 of the shots and pay cash for the rest......,
I am not your servant. I do not get paid nearly enough to have you speak to me the way you do. Nor do I appreciate you taking 10 minutes to get the money you didn't realize you had to pay for your drinks out of your purse and then throwing this money at me like I'm a whore and you just had your way with me. I work to pay my bills, and my bills are paid by your often inappropriate/non existent tips. If you order a drink and I am pleasant to you: TIP me for serving you, refrain from rolling your eyes at me, and don't shove your change back into your purse without even looking at our tip jars. Further, 5% at the end of the night is not ok. nor is 10% on 100.00 tab. NOWHERE IN THE WORLD IS THIS CONSIDERED OK UNLESS YOUR SERVICE WAS SO BAD YOU NEVER WANT TO COME BACK AGAIN. If you don't have the money for a tip, don't order drinks. NOTE: if you do tip this way or don't tip at all..we WILL remember you and you WILL be served last from that moment on. Also, don't get bitchy with me because its 2:30am and you want a drink that I cannot legally serve you.
I like people, and I like to bartend. I consider myself extremely nice and helpful to all people the enter my establishment. But slowly my soul and hope in humanity is being destroyed by people that behave the way SOME of you do. ACT RIGHT PEOPLE. I know you know how.