Dear SUV driver who decided that was swerving around before turning straight into my lane when you were exactly beside me so that you could go to Checkers:
I hope you enjoyed your Checkers. I also hope that you die. You're lucky that I actually didn't decide to drink before driving, unlike you. Otherwise you would have hit my car and had to pay more in insurance premiums as well as have a DUI on your record. Though I'm sure someone as irresponsible as you already has at least one DUI and probably no insurance. Once again, I hope you die.
Sincerely,
Humanity
