I MUST HAVE CHECKERS

Dear SUV driver who decided that was swerving around before turning straight into my lane when you were exactly beside me so that you could go to Checkers:

I hope you enjoyed your Checkers. I also hope that you die. You're lucky that I actually didn't decide to drink before driving, unlike you. Otherwise you would have hit my car and had to pay more in insurance premiums as well as have a DUI on your record. Though I'm sure someone as irresponsible as you already has at least one DUI and probably no insurance. Once again, I hope you die.

Sincerely,

Humanity