Bathroom ettiquette

I know some folks can't help it but I get really grossed out when I'm using the urinal and the guy next to me let's out a nasty, wet fart while peeing. It's one of the single most disgusting things I have ever experienced. I really don't want to share your shart and I absolutely don't want you to mention how much better you feel after that. TMI. If you feel one building, take it to a stall where you can anonymously drop it and the general public won't have to stand there in the smelly awkwardness of the moment. If you feel you have to say something, just say "excuse me" and leave it at that. Some men really are pigs.