Scenario: You're driving down Broad and you see the McDonalds. However, you miss the entrance and there are two cars at the exit waiting to turn (one left, one right). Do you
- Keep going and turn around at the next opportunity so you can drive in through the entrance
- Try to enter through the exit anyway by driving onto the sidewalk, nearly hitting the car trying to turn left
If you selected the second option then you are the brain dead b*tch that almost hit my car.
If your brain is incapable of functioning on a level higher than 'I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?!?!' then you shouldn't be driving at all. Sit your ass at home and get a nurse to take care of you because you require at home care.
