Shedding too much light on a situation

What's with the girls/women downtown going out wearing tiny little skirts* and no panties? And don't say "if you've got it, flaunt it," because if you've got it, you don't have to flaunt it by being a speculum and stirrups short of a full gynecological exam.

*strips of fabric

05/18/2009 -

Are you hanging out at Toppers? If not please let me know where you're seeing all of this. I must be missing out!

05/19/2009 -

I'm not the poster...but I see it all the time too, everwhere. I work at a grocery store and it's actually crazy how many butt cheeks I have seen. As soon as it gets above 70 outside, some girls...not all...wear next to nothing, even to the grocery store! I have seen shorts so short that I could actually see the girls butt cheeks meeting with her thighs. Ick.

05/19/2009 -

where are you hanging out?
i think i need to lay down there.

06/07/2009 -

Wow, I need to grocery shopping more often. I'm assuming the OP and the second commenter are either female or a homosexual male???

07/07/2009 -

I'm assuming the OP and second commentor are normal people who don't want to see someone's genitalia when they're out shopping.